[Not a bug] Water is stupidly underpowered

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#1

Description of the Issue:
Assuming a bottle of water is 500ml you gotta drink about 4 liters to hydrate.

Expected Results:
two bottles = hydrated

Actual Results:
olympic swimming pool and still thirsty

Steps to Reproduce:

  1. Drink
  2. Drink more
  3. Keep drinking
#2

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